Dreams of a Boy

When I was a kid, I dreamed of the good life.houses, cars, money, women. Then I got married and blew the whole thing.

Obviously, a joke. The truth is, I've been married 4 times. I know! After the third wife, who started doing meth, the night before the wedding, I decided that was it. No more. Her family told me afterward, that her first marriage ended the same way. Information that might have been helpful eight months earlier!!

I won't mention who she is, or from where she's from. That would be unkind. I'll only say her name is Sandy Beckmann, and she lives in Fredericksburg, Texas.

Now George Clooney has the right idea. He's living the life. Now people are saying he's gay, just because he hasn't married. They spread the same rumors about Rock Hudson... Uh oh...

I wound up with 3 wonderful children, and bad credit. The children and grandkids make it all worthwhile, except for the one from Texas.