The aftermath

February 15th is the day of assessment. Ladies will compare notes to see how you measured up. Good luck, fellas.

If the preparation for the twister called Valentines Day wasn't bad enough, the real damage assessment will take place today.

I attended a wedding recently. During the reception, when it was time for the couple's first dance, it was a beautiful love song, written and recorded by the groom. I overheard some of his friends say "Great. We're never going to be able to match that!" True, you're cooked.

This is what happens as the carnage of tornado is assessed after Valentines Day. It's not the candy, it's the brand. If the roses are already beginning to wilt, be prepared to switch places with Fido.

Fortunately, my wife doesn't think Valentines Day is a big deal. I've learned that doesn't mean that I can blow it off, it simply means I need to do something special. I let her buy some clothes, which is always a big hit.

So, when she comes home from work, the kitchen is spotless, the carpet is vacuumed, the bed is made. Then, we cook a delightful meal. The tornado never touches down. Happiness abounds.

Some of you went way out of your way, but are still waiting for the polls to close to see how you measured up and how things are likely to go for you in the next couple of weeks.

Take some advice. Listen to her in the weeks prior to the special day. If it's candy, find out what what brand she loves. If she loves roses, don't go cheap. Get a great card. Know her and what. She loves and you can't miss.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to talk my friend Roger off the roof.

See you tomorrow.