I had huge mixed messages at the grocery store yesterday… Apparently, when the cashier said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card.
We see mixed messages everywhere. "Wet Paint", What if we obeyed? We would be arrested immediately. There are plenty more, not so obvious.
Does anyone really believe this "legendary" private detective really proves that Arby's is better than Subway? Like "Hmm, I'm hankering for some Subway, but since they don't slice their meat on premises, I better go to Arby's."
Who cares if the meat is sliced on premises? If I'm headed to a joint to score 5 sandwiches for five bucks,
I don't think I'm going to think about a healthy choice. I'm looking for cheap, fast and good.
I think this guy and that "Mayhem" guy should team up and stop meat and insurance issues. Think of the benefits... No more "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.", and have the agent pop up like a misguided genie. Just yell for the moron twins and voilà! Problem solved.
We're so gullible, as a people. We actually believe that we don't have enough oil, right now in the United States to be independent of foreign oil, when there is strong evidence to the contrary. It's international politics. What would happen if the USA stopped buying oil from afar? I don't even want to know.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some snipes to hunt.
See you tomorrow.
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