Lindsey Lohan

The happiest person regarding Lohan's troubles? Britney Spears. The most upset? Kim Kardashian. So much so,  that it wasn't enough to cause problems in the U.S., she went international. Well played, Kim. Well played.

There is a decided difference between these two. I think Lohan is completely out of control, while Kardashian is a publicity hound, because she's a talentless beauty who is paranoid that her fame will fade.

I think Kardashian's parents are horrific. Bruce Jenner should know what fame can do to a person who doesn't know how to handle it. She makes the whole family seem crazy.

Lohan, on the other hand, is a different story. She continues to get in trouble with the law. She is a very disturbed young lady. I don't feel sorry for her, but I empathize with her. I feel bad that she does the things she does, and rarely takes responsibility for them.

She's spent a little time in jail and several rehab centers, with no change. In fact, after the latest incident, She reportedly said "I don't know why this stuff always happens to me!"

She was in a bar at 4 A.M. and punched someone out. That's not something that happens. That's something that you do. If someone punches you out, that's something that happens to you.

In my opinion, she needs to spend enough time in prison to really understand the consequences of her choices. It worked for Robert Downey Jr.

I really hope she gets straightened out, no matter what it takes. She's a gifted performer.

Now, I'm going to redbox to rent something with David Hasselhoff.