Total Honesty is Dangerous!

My wife asked me if a particular outfit looked good on her. I hesitated. Dead.

I wonder, could we really survive our relationships? I don't think so. I think we sometimes need to "tell the truth attractively".

I think that's a good idea. Others believe otherwise, which may explain why they choose to remain single. I applaud that. They are unwilling to compromise on one of their principles that is very important to them. 

Last night, Heather made one of my favorite dishes on the planet. I really love it and it's kind of a pain to make, and I truly appreciated it and let her know. We'll have it tonight again, and again I'll thank her. That way, not only will she know how much I appreciate her efforts, but she'll be much likely to cook it again. It's sort of like a chicken stew and it's incredible.

My mother used to cook spaghetti for my father, because he raved about it. 19 years later, he finally told her he hated spaghetti. Imagine first, my mother's shock, then an adulterated anger like the world has ever known. Somewhere in the universe, my Mother's choice words are bouncing from planet, which I'm sure is still confusing aliens who, I'm certain don't make the pasta treat.

How about when you're married or live in significant other gives you a gift that you hate. That's a tough one because even though you feign to love it, you never wear it or you lose it. Don't believe for a second it goes unnoticed, especially if a woman gives it to you. They remember everything. You must use or wear it when she'll notice. And don't even think about taking them back.

Last year, my father in law decided he didn't like the clothing my mother in law had purchased for him. He snuck them into the car trunk, but forgot about them. My mother in law found them this year when she went to hide the gifts for this
year. She was mad, took them back for store credit, a fraction of what she paid, so, she bought a bunch of weird stuff, and he pretended it was all he had hoped for .

If you're out with a girl and see a really hot the and