North West

At least Kanye and Kim didn't go with a typical, weird Hollywood name like "Go", "Head" or "Wild". I think "North West" will give the child a chance to live an inconspicuous life.

What is wrong with the Hollywood people? Why make a choice for your child's name that will instantly brand them as weird? Here are some examples of names chosen by celebrity parents:

Nicholas Cage named his son, Kal-el, because he loves comic books and Superman in particular.

Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor. Jason is funny, but needs some help, I think.

Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Nothing weird there.

Courteney Cox and David Arquette named their daughter Coco. They wanted to name her Courtney Cox Arquette, but it was a bust in Jewish tradition, so Coco was the obvious choice.

The ever creative David Duchovny and Tea Leoni named their child Kyd. Funny.

Finally, Bono chose Memphis Eve. Very normal.

Let's not forget that these celebrated people live to draw attention to themselves, even if it's at the expense of their children. Not all, but many. Let's give kids a chance from the get-go, shall we?

This practice has been going on for a long time, and I think these people are trying to trump predecessors like Frank Zappa naming his child Moon Unit. I'm sure that kid has never been teased.

Insanity prevails for our celebrated people, but who am I to talk? I'm a loon.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to bring my son, Chewhans Luke in for lunch.

See you tomorrow.