Beyonce

In honor of Beyonce, I will lip sync this blog.

There were so many who made such a great deal noise because Beyonce lip synced the National Anthem. Big deal. She did an excellent job, regardless.

The woman was asked to perform at the inauguration, which is a pretty cool gig. I was in show business for more than 25 years and was not once invited to sing the anthem. Am I angry? Yeah. Hurt? A little. Realistically, they don't have comedians tell jokes at the inauguration.

I think they should. I would watch the whole thing if Tina Fey and Billy Crystal were hosting. That would be cool. Barrack would be the coolest guy on the planet. But, no (sigh), we stick with the pomp and circumstance.

Lighten it up with some of the best. Lip syncing, ever. If Roseanne Barr. Had lip synced in San Diego, I think that might have been a better choice. Or, here's a crazy idea. HIRE A PROFESSIONAL SINGER! It's not like there's a shortage of singers around.

Let's face it. When you ask a Comedian, with a very colorful personally to sing our National Anthem, your asking for trouble. Even professionals will tell you that it is a very difficult song to sing. Nice choice, Padres. Next time, just pick someone out of the crowd, at random to sing it.

And we worry about Beyonce? Are you kidding me?

Now, if excuse me, I'm going to get my favorite Millie Vanillie song.

See you tomorrow.