Two English biscuits were at the Pearly Gates, but Saint Peter said there was only room for one of them. He let them plead their case. The first one said, "Well, I was created to please others." The second one whispers in Peter'sI ear, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but that other one is a cracker."
http://jerrymabbott.com/2015/02/03/biscuit-heaven/
