A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats it, shoots the waiter, and walks out. The owner yells for him to stop. "You order food, kill my waiter, then leave without paying!" The bear says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The owner Googles "panda bear" and read "Panda: a bear-like marsupial who eats shoots and leaves."
http://jerrymabbott.com/2015/02/13/panda-express/
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