Roland Herrera sidled up to a man with multiple cell phones who was talking to a clerk at a local store."Why do you have so many phones?" Herrera allegedly asked. "Are you a drug dealer?"
The man was actually an undercover detective, although he didn't reveal his identity to Herrera. Instead, he just tried ignoring him.
Herrera is said to have identified himself as a cop and ordered him to fork over those illicit substances he was no doubt peddling.
The detective responded by asking Herrera for identification, which he obviously didn't have. So instead of showing him an ID, the idiot asked for drugs again. He was then arrested for impersonation of a peace officer.
Yesterday, another moron struck. In Lexington, Kentucky, convict Robert Vick escaped from prison. Ha! He showed them. Not long after he escaped, however, the cold proved to be too much for him, and he asked a man to dial 911 so he could go back to jail.
As long as stupid criminals exist, there will always be something to write about.
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