Man's best ride?

There cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and even the rabbit, but not ONE named after a dog? Really? A rabbit? How often do you see a rabbit riding around? Dogs love a nice ride! I propose changing the name from "Chrysler to the "Chrysler Beagle".

I don't think Chrysler even makes (or was that (Amc?) the Eagle anymore, but if they do, they should make the bold move to be the first company to honor our beloved dogs. I know there is the Greyhound bus, but that's not the same.

There are some great dog names that could work, as well. How about rottweiler? Pit bull? Volkswagon could make a schnauzer, because they're both german. A luxury model would be called a Schnauzer. The compact model the Mini schnauzer and the Smart Car size, the Toy Schnauzer.

There are car names that mean nothing. Sentra has no definition, outside of being named after Nissan's Mini "Altima", which also means nothing! What a waste. 

There's the Subaru Brat, Cadillac Cimarron, Chevy Cavalier, Daihatsu Charade, Oldsmobile Intrigue, the Humvee, the Dodge Dart Swinger, the Dodge Rampage, Renault Le Car... Now I'm not saying that these cars are/were not of good quality, I just think the names are weird. 

Dog names would have been much better choices. The Dodge Dane? The Chrysler Chow? The Kia Kanine? The Ford Fido? Hyundai Hors d'oeuvre?

There are so many choices. What gives, auto manufacturers? How about some dog names?

See you tomorrow.