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I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong.

I guess I'm not wealthy enough to buy non-stick pans that are really non-stick. The commercial shows the woman cooking something that would normally bind itself to any pan, and voilà! It wipes off clean with one easy swipe of paper towel.

When I buy the pans and cook something as simple as scrambled eggs, I have to soak it for three weeks just to get the stuff out of the pan.

Nothing seems to be as good as it is on TV, excepting a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Those things are incredible! We've owned one for 8 years now, and it works as well as the first day we used it. No suction loss at all, which is what they promise.

Aside from the Dyson, I have yet to find a product that looks, feels or works as they say it will. We're bombarded with infomercial after infomercial promising that their amazing product will take off those stubborn hard water build ups with just a spray and a wipe. So, I buy the product and find myself using a pummel stone.

How about food? When was the last time you saw a commercial featuring a sandwich and get one that looks just like it? Subway? Arby's? Quiznos? Never. You get suckered in by the promise of what looks like the best sandwich on the planet, only to discover that it's all bog


0 down, 0 interest! For people with perfect credit scores, it turns out. Suckered in again. I've come to terms with the misrepresentation of products and services, but it's really too bad it has to be that way.

Every company should be like Dyson, Starbucks or even the Ritz Carlton hotel chain. You really get what's advertised.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be outside washing my wife's car with a Sham Wow.

See you tomorrow.

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