Back Up! Back Up!

I think the computer in my car runs on Windows because the car keeps crashing.

http://jerrymabbott.com/2014/12/20/back-up-back-up/

You Have the Right to Remain Silent!!

I was arrested yesterday for the first time in my life. A jerk tried to give me a Christmas greeting, so I decked him. I don’t like being called Mary.

http://jerrymabbott.com/2014/12/17/you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent/