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Snorting Midol

I was messed up as a kid. I even snorted Midol for a while. It was the worst period of my life... There are so many adults who had a great ...
Honeydo List

I love my wife dearly, but there are there words she says that I absolutely hate, and I mean hate! "While I'm gone..." Wives ...
Viagra for women

Scientists are trying to create a Viagra for women. It’s already done, and has been around for years. It's called ‘cash'. ...
Stupid Signs

The sign said "WET PAINT" So I emptied my bladder on it. I'm currently awaiting further instructions further instructions. Wh...
Pan Handling

On Saturday, we gave money to a guy on a street corner because his sign read, "Too ugly to prostitute". As the man took the money...
Dreams of a Boy

When I was a kid, I dreamed of the good life.houses, cars, money, women. Then I got married and blew the whole thing. Obviously, a joke. Th...
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Musically Challenged

I can play piano with my eye’s closed. It sounds really awful though. Musical instruments and I have never been friends. When I was a yo...
My Impressions!

This weekend, I'm going to do an impression of Christopher Walken doing and impression of me. I might just be able to pull it off. I st...
Shih... What??

We went to the zoo yesterday. What a let down. It was in a trailer park and they had only one animal. A shitzu. Rip off. http://jerrymabbot...