A 911 dispatcher received this call last week. "Please help me, there's a cat near me." "Calm down. Unless it's a bobcat, it won't hurt you." "This one will! It's just staring at me, and I know it's going to attack me soon!" "Ma'am..." "What do you mean, Ma'am? I'm a parrot, you idiot!"
http://jerrymabbott.com/2014/10/23/help-a-cat/
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